Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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