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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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