- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Coldpaly is a good band

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Apple juice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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