A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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my whole life!

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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