A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Nick Cannon

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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