You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

A: Knock Knock B: ...

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

This sentence is a lie.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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