what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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