Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Psychics.

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What black and has children A black man

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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