When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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GIVE

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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