Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

To mamas so fat shes fat

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

thumb_up thumb_down -14

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -120

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

thumb_up thumb_down -156

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

i said wut wut in the butt!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops