Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

thumb_up thumb_down -29

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

thumb_up thumb_down -41

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

thumb_up thumb_down -61

GIVE

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Invisible Television.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

240

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops