how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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i was molested.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Anti Joke

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