Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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