Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

thumb_up thumb_down -108

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

your mommy so gehto shes black

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

i said wut wut in the butt!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops