What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Boom.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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