i said wut wut in the butt!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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I've got a boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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