How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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