Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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I am dyslexic

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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