- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

field day?

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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