- Anti Joke

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense