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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

tommy is retared

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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