- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Compton

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Womens rights

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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