Women's rights

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Latvia isn't a joke

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

No soap radio

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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