Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Feminism.

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My parents died!

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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you first

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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