why was the man sad? his wife died

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Theres an app for the iPhone.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Lets go Yankees

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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