someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What can make you pee? Liquid

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

everybody loves raymond

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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