- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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