Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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It's long!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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ecks! why zee?

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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