Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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