Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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field day?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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