Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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It's long!

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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