Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Davey Peterson.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Compton

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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