- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

poop

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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