why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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