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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Weed.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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