What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Feminism.

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Anti Joke

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