- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

I have an erection My mom!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Bark I'm a tree

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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