- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

are you gay does your mom know

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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