How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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