- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Dance is a sport

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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