- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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