- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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