Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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