What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

ejaculation JLR

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

CAVE JOHNSON.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Women's rights...

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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