- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Dance is a sport

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