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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

I'm winning at Scrabble.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

I need to start studying.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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