Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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everybody loves raymond

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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