- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

mental kid

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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