Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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I grunt when I poop.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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black people

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Guess what What

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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