Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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minorities.....

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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whats one plus one penis

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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