- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Vaginal secretions

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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