Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your mom

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Penis

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