An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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That is so fetch

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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