- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

John Cena for president

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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