- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

whats 1 + 1? 2

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

whats one plus one penis

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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