What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Guess what What

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

ejaculation JLR

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

It's long!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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