What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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sure!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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8--------------------- penis

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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