- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

So I was walking down the road today

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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