- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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