- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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