what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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John Cena for president

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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