- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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