if got a joke if fogot it

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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women's rights

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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