Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

It's all Taggart

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

scientology.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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