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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Your mom

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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