What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Female Orgasms

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Do u take sugar?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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