- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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